No matter how bad things may appear, there is always somebody in a considerably worse position. Unfortunately, that person is me. The old man’s Alzheimer’s has deteriorated; I just wish I had the inclination to help out.
To add to my woes, i’m almost certain
that the wife is cheating on me with ‘Mad Mark’, the huge doorman from our
local boozer. It’s not her infidelity that grates me; it’s the fact that I have
to make his breakfast every morning.
The kids do offer the occasional
moment of light relief in an otherwise miserable existence, but when you break
down the costs involved in bringing them up, you can only class them as poor
value for money. Yet throughout all these tribulations, I remain a happy man.
All I need to raise a smile is to see
a small group of slot gacor people kicking an
inflated piece of pigskin around. I’d be just as happy to see an actual pig
being knocked about, but the judge has ordered me to cut that out.
The Premiership remains my true love,
but I’ve occasionally strayed into the arms of the football league, the SPL,
the conference and the Paralympics. I’m a little bit uncomfortable watching
football at such a poor level though, but Celtic did make it into the knockout stages
of the Champions League.
This weekend, I’ll be getting involved
with the European Under 21 Championships. Bookmakers are as short as 11/5 for
an England win, while the technically superior Dutch (reigning champions and
hosts) are available at 5/1. Something is afoot, and just like the wife, that’s
around the 12 inch mark.
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My old man used to always say, “Be
careful what you wish for.” Obviously this was before he began to aimlessly
roam the streets, thrilling passers-by with his thoughts on the 1950’s country
music scene.
A lone male sharing a house with a
group of women may appear a blessing, but on further reflection, it’s closer to
a living nightmare. If you pluck a lady at random, there’s a conservative 10%
chance that she’ll be on the evils. When you throw 11 bints into the equation,
you’re now looking at a probability of 68% that at least one of them will be
currently receiving a visit from the angry painter.
Ziggy may appear a level headed bloke,
but you just can’t ague with the math; he’s going to be eaten alive at any
minute. He’s already showing signs of cracking; he tearfully announced that he
was missing his dog, and he’d only been away from Chanelle for 10 minutes. None
of the original housemates look appealing in the Big Brother outright winner
market; ‘any other’ is a strong player at 10/11.
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